Silly Quotes

“They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us.”

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’” Jimmy Fallon

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.” Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect.” Ted Lowe

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.” Stuart Pearce

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.” Warning label on central air conditioning unit

“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.” Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.” General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

“We didn’t lose, we weren’t beaten, we just came in second.” U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics.