Silly Quotes

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.” Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.” Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you Anon

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.” John Motson, BBC1

“I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.” Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936

Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth.” Kahlil Gibran

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound. Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“You can’t just let nature run wild.” Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor