Silly Quotes

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible. George Burns

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.” Spike Milligan

I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes. Al McGuire

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.” Sign outside bowling alley

“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.” John Wayne, Actor

“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.” Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas. Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me. Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.” Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” Robert McCloskey