“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”
Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative
“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”
Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative
“Did people build this, or did Indians?” Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park
“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.” Sign on backseat of Taxi
Untitled Document The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe. Mayor Frank Rizzo
“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh