Children
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and keep quiet.
Unless you can create
Unless you can create the whole universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving “advice” to God isn’t such a good idea.
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Do not argue with an fool
Do not argue with an fool. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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They tell me I rub the fur the wrong way
They tell me I rub the fur the wrong way. I don’t. Let the cat turn around!
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Women now have choices
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
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To get a man to do something
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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Men can read maps better than women
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles
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