Humor Quotes

Eerskomende Sondag sal daar ‘n spesiale kooruitvoering wees, waarna die kerk gesluit sal wees vir herstelwerk.

Volgende week word die kerkraadsvergadering Woensdag om sewe-uur gehou, en die predikant van Sondag is in die konsistorie opgeplak.

Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying and he said, “Canned goods and ammunition.”

“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”

Confidence is that feeling you have just before you fully understand the situation.

Problems that go away by themselves usually come back by themselves.

"A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days."

“Patience is better than pride” (Ecclesiastes 7:8). Of course, there’s some part of me that would like to have both.

Every evening I turn my troubles over to God. He’s going to be up all night anyway

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.