Humor Quotes

Being vague is just as bad as that other thing.

Amazing – you hang some-thing in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.

I lent R200 000 to a friend of mine to have plastic surgery. Now I don’t know what he looks like to collect my money.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”

“If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is— it’s you.

A new study shows that the Northen Cape has the dirtiest tap water in the country. Officials insist that the dirty water is fine as long as you chew it thoroughly.

Beware of the letter ‘G’! It is the end of everything!