“Horse Looking “
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse.
Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: “I think your horse looks pretty good, so I’ll give you $500 for him.”
“He doesn’t look good, and he’s not for sale,” the farmer said.
The man insisted, “I think he looks good and I’ll up the price to $1000!”
“He doesn’t look so good,” the farmer said, “but if you want him that much, he’s yours.”
The next day the man came back raging mad. He went up to the farmer and screamed, “You sold me a blind horse! You cheated me!”
The farmer calmly replied, “I told you he didn’t look so good, didn’t I?”
A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So much so, that he knew some of the signals the referee makes.
On a recent Sunday, as the pastor raised his hands high to offer a blessing, the child interrupted the service by shouting, “Touchdown!”
Not telling the truth
A 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, “How did you get the trophy girlfriend”?
“Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”
They’re amazed, but continue to ask. “So, how did you persuade her to marry you”?
“I lied about my age.”
“What, did you tell her you were only 50”?
“No, I told her I’m 90.”