Hearing aid
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me R50 000, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect!”
“Really?” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty…”
iPods etc
The father of a family – who is a big-time techie – got his oldest daughter an iPhone for her birthday.
He also got an iPad for his son. Later an iPod for the youngest daughter.
So when his anniversary rolled around, he got his wife an iRon.
That’s when the fight began.
Human Nature
A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store.
On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob.”
He did so. Instantly, a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises was floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning, “My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken.”
