Man’s Best Friend Test
This is a fool proof Best Friend Test. If you don’t believe it, just try this.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
Good lawyer
“You’ve got a good lawyer to take care of the estate?” asked her mother.
“Oh, don’t talk to me about lawyers,” said the recent widow angrily.
“I’ve had so much trouble over the property. Some times I wish Frank had never died.”
Marksman
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull’s-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center.
The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the village clown.
“This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen,” said the FBI man. “How in the world do you do it?”
“Nothing to it,” said the man
“I shoot first and draw the circles afterward.”
Hard Work
I saw an interview on TV with an old farmer who won ten million dollars in the lottery.
Naturally he was asked what he was going do with all that money.
He scratched his head and said, “Not sure as I know right off. Guess I’ll keep farmin’ till it’s all gone.”
