IRS Calling / The Lecture / Thanks


IRS Calling

Father O’Malley answers the phone… “Hello, is this
Father O’Malley?”

“It is.”

“This is the IRS. Can you help us?”

“I can.”

“Do you know a Ted Houlihan?”

“I do.”

“Is he a member of your congregation?”

“He is.”

“Did he donate $10,000.00?”

(pause)  “He will.

The Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his
car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped
by a policeman.

“What are you doing out here at 2:00 in the
morning?” said the officer.

“I’m going to a lecture,” the man said.

“And who is going to give a lecture at this
hour?” the cop asked.

“My wife,” said the man.


A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in
Maine. When they
walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there
applauded. He thought to himself, “I can’t believe it. People recognize me
all the way up here.”

Then a man came over to him and said, “Thanks for
coming. They won’t start the movie unless we have ten customers or more.”

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