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The Lecture
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his
car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped
by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2:00 in the
morning?” said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture,” the man said.
“And who is going to give a lecture at this
hour?” the cop asked.
“My wife,” said the man.
Thanks
A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in
walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there
applauded. He thought to himself, “I can’t believe it. People recognize me
all the way up here.”
Then a man came over to him and said, “Thanks for
coming. They won’t start the movie unless we have ten customers or more.”
