Summer Camp
Counselor to new boy at camp: “We want you to be happy, so enjoy yourself here. If there’s something you want we haven’t got, I’ll show you how to get along without it.”
Need money
A frantic guy runs out of a
My wife had a terrible accident and I need to get her to the hospital.”
The stranger says, “If you so desperately need a hundred dollars, what are you doing in a casino?”
The guy replies, “Oh, I’ve got gambling money.”
Bumper sticker
She looked like such a sweet little old lady, driving the cute
How sweet, I thought, must be a medical marijuana patient.
Then I noticed the rest of her message… “Plant a man.”
