Life after death
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes sir,” the clerk replied.
“That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”
Married Life
A couple’s happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding.
Eventually, the old girl passed away.
On the way back from the cemetery, the husband confessed to his wife, “Darling, if I didn’t love you so much, I don’t think I could have put up with having your Aunt Emma in the house all those years.”
His wife looked at him, aghast. “MY Aunt Emma!” she cried. “I thought she was YOUR Aunt Emma!”
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Intelligent Dog
A guy walks into a restaurant with a small dog. The owner says, “Get out of here with that dog!”
The guy says, “But this isn’t just any dog… this dog can play the piano!”
The owner hooks a thumb over at a piano in the corner, “If that dog can play that piano, you both get a meal on the house!”
The guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart… and the owner and patrons are loving it.
Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The owner asks the guy, “What was that all about?”
The guy replies, “Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a dentist.”
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River names
In Washington State, a little north of Seattle, is a river called the Stillaguamish, but it wasn’t always called that.
It was originally named “Aguamish” after a local Indian tribe.
