Giuseppe Spomdalucci
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant.
After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. “We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said.
“Sorry, sir,” said the waiter. “That’s the owner.”
Modest Income
“Darling,” said the young man to his new bride. “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she answered. “But what will you live on?”
In Both Ears
“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. “I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.”
“Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher. “But you only have two ears, boy.”
“Guess I’m no good at math, either!”
