Valentine’s Gift
Jim asked Tony if he’d gotten his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.
Tony said, “Yes I did. I bought her a bag and a belt.”
Jim was shocked, “Really? That was very kind of you. I’m sure she will appreciate those.”
Tony replied, “I hope she appreciates them too and I hope the vacuum cleaner works a lot better now.”
Profile pic
A mother says to her teenaged daughter, “Hey, where are you going all dolled up?”
The teenaged daughter replies, “To the washroom. Need to upload a new FB profile pic.”
Green dot
Teacher to students: Tell me what does the Green dot on Britannia Tiger Biscuit packet mean?
One student : It means that the Tiger is online….
Spell wrong
Teacher : How do you spell “wrong”?
Bobby : R-O-N-G.
Teacher: That’s wrong.
Bobby: That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?
Father’s income
The Mathematics teacher, Mrs. Simpson, had a question for Little Bernie.
She asked, “Tell me Bernie, if your Father’s income was R 1000 and he gave half of it to your mother, what would she get?”
Little Bernie was quick to answer, “A heart attack!”
