Getting out of trouble
One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben sliced his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabbed his 8-iron and proceeded down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
Ben searched diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he spotted something shiny. As he got closer, he realized that the shiny object was in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.
Ben screamed out to his golfing partner: “Hey Thomas, come here, I’ve got big trouble down here.”
Thomas came running over to the edge of the ravine and called out: “What’s the matter Ben?”
Ben shouted back in a nervous voice: “Throw me my 7-iron! Looks like you can’t get out of here with an 8-iron.”
3 ways to get things done
There are three ways to get something done: 1. Do it yourself 2. Hire someone 3. Forbid your kids to do it…
Shopping
A man went grocery shopping with his son. They had the cart, they had the list…
Then the father whispered to the child, “You know, if we really mess this up, we’ll never have to do it again.”
