Overdue Bill
A man who was really getting behind in paying his bills finally received the following note from one of his creditors: “Dear Sir, Your account has been on our books for over a year. We want to remind you that we have now carried you longer than your mother did.”
“Dance Request”
A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty senior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, “Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.”
“Please forgive me,” responded the underclassman. “I didn’t realize you were pregnant.”
“Paint Bonus”
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a check. “Also, in order to thank you, here’s an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.”
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, “What’s the matter, did you forget something?”
“Nope.” replied the painter. “I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.”
