Grandma in the Hospital
Grandma Jones had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn’t take it kindly when a bad case of the “mulligrubs” sent her to the hospital for observation.
By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked into bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and especially, the mattress. Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord. “What’s that?” she demanded.
“If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma,” said one of the interns, “just press that button.”
“What does it do, ring a bell?” she asked.
“No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty,” the intern replied.
“A light in the hall?” responded Grandma. “Look, I’m the sick one around here. If the night nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself.”
Created from dust?
A little boy came home from Sunday School and went into his room to change clothes.
When he emerged, he asked his mother, “Is it true that we came from dust?”
His mother replied, “Yes, dear. God made us from dust.”
The kid ran back into his room and came out all excited: “Mom, I just looked under my bed, and there’s somebody either coming or going!”
Meet the Parents
A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.”
“Oh, that’s easy,” his pal replied. “All you have to do is find someone who is just like your mother.”
“I did that already,” he said, “and that one my father didn’t like.”
