Peace & Quiet
Getting away
from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor
home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but
unwelcome, visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves
some privacy.
Now, when
they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their RV: “Insurance
agent. Ask about our term-life package.
Rest In Peace
Jake was on
his deathbed, with his wife Becky at his side. She held his cold hand and tears
silently streamed down her face.
His pale
lips moved. “Becky,” he said.
“Hush,”
she quickly interrupted, “don’t talk.”
But he
insisted. “Becky,” he said in his tired voice. “I have to talk.
I must confess.”
“There
is nothing to confess,” said the weeping Becky.
“It’s
all right. Everything’s all right.”
“No,
no. I must die in peace. I must confess, Becky, that I have been unfaithful to
you.”
Becky
stroked his hand. “Now, Jake, don’t be concerned. I know all about
it”, she sobbed. “Why else would I poison you?”
Play House?
A little
girl and a little boy were at day care. The girl approaches the boy and says,
“Hey Tommy, wanna play house?”
He says,
“Sure! What do you want me to do?”
The girl
replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.”
“Communicate
my thoughts?” said a bewildered Tommy.
“I have
no idea what that means.”
The little
girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”
