Wrong feet
After my three-year old put his shoes on by himself, I noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot.
I said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
He looked up at me with dismay, and a raised brow. “Don’t kid me, Mom. These are the only feet I got!”
Disney World
Gatiep went to Florida to visit Disney World.
On the way, he saw a sign that said “Disney World Left.”
So he returned to South Africa…
Eye Test Chart
When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a ophthalmologist in Prague.
The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ.
“Can you read that?” the doctor asked.
“Can I read it?” the Czech replied. “I dated his sister!”
Grandpa’s Prayers
Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip, grandfather (to our son’s surprise) asked a very brief blessing on the food.
With a gleam in his eye, our son grinned at his Grandfather and said, “You don’t pray so long when you’re hungry, do you Grandpa?”
