Unless the Lord Goes With Us
“Then Moses said to him, ‘If Your Presence does not go with us, do not send us up from here.’” Exodus 33:15 Moses was in the middle of his journey...
Read MoreHumor 04/06/14
Test Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor...
Read MoreFORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.St....
Read MoreMarried and Pregnant / Proof of Name / Parking
Married and Pregnant I was in my ninth month of pregnancy and feeling very uncomfortable. On top of everything, my pleas for sympathy seemed to go unnoticed by my husband....
Read MoreSchool Days | Insurance claim
“School Days” Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to...
Read MoreLooking Back to Go Forward
“But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called...
Read MoreLeer om te laat gaan
‘n Groep kinders op veldskool was besig om die skepping te bespreek. Een het gevra: “As alles dan ‘n doel het, hoekom het God giftige plante gemaak?” ‘n Ander kind...
Read MoreHumor 23/11/12
Tax forms A man, submitting information for his income tax, was asked how many dependents he had. "Eight," he replied. The Taxman asked, "Would you mind repeating that?" The man...
Read More“Oil on Fish” / Broken Seal / No Message
“Oil on Fish” Students at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, “When my mom opened a tin of sardines...
Read MoreBuilding a boat
Abraham Lincoln once said, "I will prepare, and some day my chance will come." When his chance came, he was ready. During his seminary years, one priest-in-training owned a favorite...
Read MoreMoenie van die plan afwyk nie (3)
Petrus het bewys dat jy nie sal sink nie, solank jy jou oë op Jesus gerig hou en nie afwyk van die plan nie. Let op: (1) Voordat jy jou...
Read MoreJust ask for it
A snooty millionaire took some of his upper class friends yachting. They passed a deserted island where a man with a long beard and tattered clothes stood, waving his arms...
Read MoreA place of rest / Be careful with ammunition / What Did He Use For Bait?
A place of rest An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into...
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