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Humor 04/06/14

Test Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor...

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FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

The day finally arrived.   Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.  He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.  However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.St....

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Red Rose

I recently came across a true story about a woman in Fort Myers, Florida whose mother was dying. It is my hope that this story may touch you in the...

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Looking Back to Go Forward

“But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called...

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Lifesaver

Leer om te laat gaan

‘n Groep kinders op veldskool was besig om die skepping te bespreek. Een het gevra: “As alles dan ‘n doel het, hoekom het God giftige plante gemaak?” ‘n Ander kind...

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Humor 23/11/12

Tax forms A man, submitting information for his income tax, was asked how many dependents he had. "Eight," he replied. The Taxman asked, "Would you mind repeating that?" The man...

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boat2803

Building a boat

Abraham Lincoln once said, "I will prepare, and some day my chance will come." When his chance came, he was ready. During his seminary years, one priest-in-training owned a favorite...

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yacht0104

Just ask for it

A snooty millionaire took some of his upper class friends yachting. They passed a deserted island where a man with a long beard and tattered clothes stood, waving his arms...

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Martha

Every church needs a Martha. Change that. Every church needs a hundred Marthas. Sleeves rolled and ready, they keep the pace for the church. Because of Marthas, the church budget...

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