Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?”
“274,” came the reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”
“Nine,” says the third man.
“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Simple,” he says, “just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”
New phone number
Debby punched in her boyfriend’s new phone number — and a woman answered.
“Is Mike there?” asked Debby, confused.
“Umm, he’s in the shower,” the woman responded.
“Please tell him his girlfriend called,” Debby said and hung up.
When he didn’t return the call, Debby dialed again. This time a man answered. “This is Mike,” he said.
“You’re not my boyfriend!” exclaimed Debby.
“I know,” he replied. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.”