Difficult test
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
School Daze
It was the first day at school. The students were all in their seats, waiting for the new teacher to start. The teacher stands up, and says, “Whoever in here thinks they are stupid, please stand up.” The students all looked at each other, and finally, one boy stood up. “Do you think you’re stupid?” asked the teacher. “No, said the little boy, “but I didn’t want you standing there alone.”
Yes General
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, “Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this afternoon and I’ll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir.” Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, “What do you want?” “Nothing important, sir,” the airman replied, “I’m just here to hook up your telephone.”
