Overboard!
An elderly couple was on a cruise
and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching
the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched
for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore
with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read:
“Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the
ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and
in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . . .please advise” The old man faxed back:
“Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap”
A Tooth Ache Dentist
“Try to relax. I’ll pull your
aching tooth in five minutes.”
Patient – “How much will this
cost?”
Dentist – “Itˋll be R650.00.”
Patient – “That much for just
five minutes work?”
Dentist – “Well if you
prefer, I can pull it out very slowly.”
I Think I Forgot
While
taking a car trip to
To help pass the time, a first-grade boy practiced his new reading skills by
calling out road signs. He fell asleep just before they entered
saw the French highway signs and said in a worried tone. “I think I forgot
how to read while I was asleep.”
