The ticket said “scratch to win.” I’ve been scratching myself for hours and I still haven’t won anything!
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If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?
What is “junk”?
“Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.”
Diplomacy is the art
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘good doggie’ while looking for a bigger stick
Right mind
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.