“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
Henny Youngman
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My wife turned the dishwasher into a snow shoveling device…she handed me a shovel.
Do not argue with an fool
Do not argue with an fool. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Every evening
Every evening I turn my troubles over to God. He’s going to be up all night anyway
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Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.