“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
Henny Youngman
“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
Henny Youngman
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for, is it?
“If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?”
Some minds are like concrete–all mixed up and permanently set.