If you live long enough

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

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Pessimists are born, not made: Their blood type is B Negative.

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“Don’t let anyone tell you you’re getting old – squash their toes with your rocker.”

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“Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time – I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

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