Humor Quotes

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Love me or leave me. “Hey, where you all going ?”

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body.