Thanking
“My father spent the last 20 years of his life writing letters. If someone thanked him for a wedding present, he thanked them for thanking him and there was no end to the exchange but death.”
Getting a call
“There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.”
Reading
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.
To be thankful
There’s always a lot to be thankful for, if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
Suitcases
Days are like suitcases: all nearly the same size, but some people can pack a lot more into them.
Business conventions
“Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.”
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Electronic equipment
“It is never wise to let any piece of electronic equipment know that you are in a hurry.”
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Who’s the Boss, Garden of Eden, Economy class
Who’s the Boss? A man had just finished reading his book “Man Of The House” while making his commute home from work. When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing his finger in her face, he said, “From now on I
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