Humor Quotes

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of rands in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

I think most everyone would agree that trampolines are awesome. Except for kangaroos. They’re probably unimpressed.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.

“Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.”

  Some minds are like concrete–all mixed up and permanently set.  

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

“A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.”

A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes!

“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.”