There’s always a lot to be thankful for, if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for, if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
I was having some chest pains, but my cardiologist assured me nothing was wrong. Then I told him I was planning a cruise to Madagascar…
“Keyboard not detected – press F1 to continue.”
I feel sorry for the guy who has to play the world’s smallest violin. Everybody just thinks he’s being sarcastic.
“Employment applications always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency; I think you should write “911”!”