Go into the world and preach the Gospel. If necessary, use words
Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship.
The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds