“I used to watch golf on TV but my doctor told me that I need more exercise, so now I watch tennis.”
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The human race
The human race has improved everything except the human race. Â Adlai Stevenson
Unless you can create
Unless you can create the whole universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving “advice” to God isn’t such a good idea.