The human race has improved everything except the human race.
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Adlai Stevenson
The human race has improved everything except the human race.
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Adlai Stevenson
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
It was a brave man who ate the first oyster.