One day I’ll look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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Why do we choose from just two people to run for President and fifty for Miss America?
No one ever says
“No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.”
What is evening news?
Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.