Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
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“Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go.”
Humor Quote
My Mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case you have an accident. But if you have an accident, your underwear won’t be…
Never argue with a fool
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
My husband says
“My husband says I never listen to him; at least I think that’s what he said.”