Time between slipping on a peel

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

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I can’t tell you anything you don’t already know, but I’d like to clarify a few things.

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My wife is going to the hair salon today. For the next few hours I’ll be practicing my reaction.

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

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