ImageWhat Will The Neighbors Think?

“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.

On Contingency?

A potential client asked his lawyer what he would charge for taking on a particular case. After considering the merits of the case, the lawyer answered that he would take it on for a contingency fee. “What is a contingency fee?” asked the client. The lawyer smiled, “A contingency fee means that if I don’t win your suit, I don’t get anything. If I do win your suit, you don’t get anything.”

All Wrong

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other women replied,”Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

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