Old age: When you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
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On a church postcard: “I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I would like a personal call.”
My golf game
“I don’t want to say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they’d come up sliced.”
Faster than the speed of light
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
Truly married
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.