“Trip Tickets”
Mr. and Mrs. Frobisher had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week’s vacation in Majorca. “I wish we’d brought the piano with us,” said Mr. Frobisher.
“What on earth for?” asked his wife.
“I’ve left the tickets on it.”
Teacher
“Hello Mrs. Miller,” said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop.
My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks.
“I’m sorry, do we know each other?” I asked.
“Yeah, you was my English teacher.”
Leaning over, my husband whispered, “Good job, Honey, good job.”
“Coast Guard Keeping”
My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship, he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.
However, when Bob went to Michelle’s house with her, he couldn’t believe the disorganization. “Why is everything in its place on your ship,” he asked, “but your house is such a mess?”
“My house,” Michelle said, “does not take 30-degree rolls.”
