The Newlywed Cook
The new bride had spent two hours preparing her first breakfast. She sat down at the table, eagerly watching as her husband slowly savored each forkful.
“How was it, honey?” she asked when he’d finished.
“Well,” he began thoughtfully, wiping his lips, “you probably could have beaten the eggshells a little longer, but on the whole, it was a good start!”
A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the various labels affixed to prescription containers, such as, “Take with food,” and “Take with water.”
At the end of class, the professor passed out a few sample labels.
Days later he noticed that one member of the class had struck one of them onto his chemistry textbook.
It read: “Caution: May cause extreme drowsiness.”
Scientists have finally figured out what is wrong with mankind. The problem lies in the two halves of their brains – the left and the right.
The left half has nothing right in it
And the right half has nothing left in it!