Gatiep en die lotto
Gatiep en sy maat sit en gesêls op sy stoep toe ‘n vragmotor wat rolle kitsgras vervoer verbyry.
“Eendag gaan ek dit doen as ek die lotto wen” se Gatiep.
“Wat gaan jy doen?” vra sy maat.
“My grasperk stuur om gesny te word…”
The Three Little Pigs
The story of the day in the first grade was the Three Little Pigs. Mrs. Taylor, the teacher was reading out the story when she came to the part where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home.
She said, “And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said ‘Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?’ “
Then Mrs. Taylor had a question for the class, “And what do you think that man said?”
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “I know the answer… . . . . ‘Holy smokes! A talking pig!!’ “
Siblings
Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
“That’s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her u are the only child?”
“She just said, ‘Thank goodness!'”
