Optician
Waiting for my glasses to be repaired, I heard the optician trying to convince a customer she needed a stronger prescription.
“I’m fine with what I have,” she insisted.
“Okay,” he challenged, “what does it say on the store window across the street?”
“‘30% to 40% off all merchandise’ “
“That’s incredible.”
“Not really,” she said. “I never miss a sale.”
First kiss
Little Jennie, age six, proudly told her mother that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
“How did that happen?” gasped her mother.
“It wasn’t easy,” admitted the young lady, “but three girls helped me catch him.”
“Valedictorian”
At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at being the 8th grade valedictorian.
He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom was valedictorian, and his sister was also valedictorian.
He paused, leaned back in his chair and said, “Looks like the end of an era!”
