Signing a cheque
Louise went into her bank to cash a cheque. She looked so hesitant that the cashier went to help her. ‘Please sign the back of the cheque, ‘the teller told her, ‘as you’d sign a letter.’
Louise looked extremely grateful, scribbled on the cheque and passed it back to the cashier.
Signed on the back was: ‘Yours affectionately, Louise.’
Changing a light bulb
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but first she’ll have it give a detailed description of its childhood, and tell her the first thought comes to mind when it hears the words: monkeyblabingooglep lex, and antidisestablishmen tarniasm.
Vacation Ride
While vacationing in
Before the ride, I took my husband’s picture on his horse.
Afterward, he looked displeased.
“Honey,” he said, “you could have at least waited until they untied the horse from the post.”
