Dizziness
Mrs. Frobisher made a visit to Dr. Wilson’s office.
“You see, Doctor Wilson, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Mrs. Frobisher
Dr. Wilson thought deeply for a few moments.
“Well, try getting up half an hour later,” said the doctor.
Sidewalk Preacher
A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on salvation, ending with, “Brothers and Sisters, if you want to go to Heaven, come stand by me!”
Half of those standing around joined the preacher, and he went on, raising his voice and fervor, again with the call, “Brothers and Sisters, if you want to go to Heaven, come stand with me!”
Half of those left came over and the preacher continued, ending again with the call to Heaven. This time, all but one man came over.
“Brother!” the preacher called, “Don’t you want to go to Heaven when you die?”
The man said, “Oh sure, when I die. I thought you were taking a load up now!”
Notary Public
Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I’m a notary public and have me certify personal documents.
One day, two Swedish men asked me to witness signatures on an automobile title.
“I’m selling my car to this man,” one of them explained. “We came here because we heard you were notorious.”
