Two friends were beginning a game of golf.
The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one.
The other man said, “Now I’ll take MY practice swing, and then we’ll start the game.”
“How did the wedding go?” asked the preacher’s wife.
“Just fine until I asked the bride if she would obey and she said, ‘Do you think I’m nuts?’ and the groom said, ‘I do,’ and then things really began to happen fast.”
We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a facelift and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed in our 19th-century home.
Showing a friend around the house, I pointed out, “You know, these doors are from the Piedmont Hotel.”
He raised an eyebrow.
“Most people just take the towels.”