Fourth Grade Logic
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
“Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”
A girl raised her hand and asked,
“To draw out all his savings?”
Peacefulness, Pacifism
A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs.
Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently,
“Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot.”
Problems
First guy: “You look sad, what’s the trouble?”
Second guy: “I’m having domestic problems.”
First guy: “But you’re always bragging that your wife is a pearl!”
Second guy: “She is! It’s the mother-of-pearl that’s a problem.”
Q&A
Q. What do people in the Karoo call sushi?
A. Bait.
