Image“Dear Dog”

Dear Dog,

I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint.

Things here at the house are calmer now, and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you, I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.

Best regards,

The Cat

Flying Over Greece

As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a girl asked the flight attendant, “What’s that stuff all over the hills?”

“Just snow.”

“That’s what I thought. But the fellow in front of me said it was Greece.”

Falling Blind

During court one day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note that said, “Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call someone.”

Understandably alarmed, the clerk called for help before whispering to the judge that paramedics were on their way.

Puzzled, the judge pointed to a sagging Venetian blind on the right side of the room and explained, “I was thinking maybe someone from maintenance!”

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