“Prenatal Visit”
A couple was making their first visit to Dr. Mike Wilson prior to the birth of their first child.
After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink.
The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.
No I can’t swim
The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn’t swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it.
“Is it true?” the newcomer asked incredulously. “You, a boat captain, can’t swim?”
“No, I can’t,” the captain replied. “Can pilots fly?”
“Wallpapering Jobs”
Joan decided to redecorate. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need for the bedroom but she knew that Buffy next door had recently done the same job, and the two apartments were identical in size.
“Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”
“Ten,” said Buffy.
So Joan bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but had 2 rolls left over.
“Buffy,” she said, “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 left over!”
“Yeah,” said Buffy, “So did I.”
