The Fish’s BirthdayA guy walks into a seafood restaurant with a fish tank under his arm. He asks, “Do you have any fishcakes?”
“Yes, of course.”
The guy motions toward the aquarium and says, “Great. It’s his birthday!”
Fishing on the Job
My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning, we were drifting about ten miles offshore as Scott discussed business on the phone.
Suddenly, his rod bent double and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. Scott was master of the situation. “Pardon me,” he told his customer calmly. “I have a call on another line.”
Anyone Home?
A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen.
Intrigued, she knocked on the door.
“Anybody home?”
A child’s voice answered, “Yep.”
“Is your Father there?”
“Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in.”
“Well, is your Mother there?”
“Nope, Ma left just before I got here.”
“Are you never together as a family?”
“Sure, but not here. This is the outhouse!”
