Not Enough Water
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take
the red pill with another big glass of water.”
Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammers, “Gee doc, exactly what’s my problem”?
The doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”
“Oh, what a lovely cow!” exclaimed the young woman from the city. “But why doesn’t it have any horns?” “There are many reasons,” said the farmer. “Some cows don’t have them until later in life. Others have them removed, while other breeds are born without them. But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.
What is the difference?
One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. “Officer you can’t give me a ticket for that!’ “Why not” said the officer. “Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and its almost the same.” “But you did not stop” replied the officer, “and the sign says STOP.” “But the way was clear and it was safe” replied the motorist. The officer then pulls out his baton and starts hitting the motorist. “What are you doing!” yells the motorist in surprise. “Do you want me to slow down or stop” says the officer.